Demetri Martin’s Large Pad
“My Policy is No Stone Throwing Regardless of Housing Situation.”
“At a certain point, I don’t care how cute you are… I don’t want to hear about your f***ing cat anymore.”
… And I’m allowed to just pull lines from the video, because it’s my blog.
Demetri Martin is genius. Catch his sketch comedy series, Important Things with Demetri Martin, on Comedy Central.
Can we zoom in on one of those flyers?? Thanks…
Tags: comedy, Demetri Martin, funny, Stand-up
